I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
Not everyone can get ass. Some people are good at building rockets. You’re good at sleeping with many men. It’s an art.
a cemetary is a place for people to rest in peace and you just spermed all over their land
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
its likemy ribs anf my hesrt aew cuddlingn
At this point I just want to meet a man with a job.
Having to explain to my dad why there are chicken wings to the pool filter, new low.
Either I'm tripping balls or my dog has super powers.
No it's ok I've been talking to the girl at the Chinese restaurant about your dick for the last 20 minutes. I haven't mentioned your name but she thinks she knows you.
I'm running on 2 hours of sleep. Just spent 6 minutes staring at the back of my hand thinking: "I don't really know this that well"
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
i think the realest test of our friendship is how hot your sister looks right now
I woke up with masking tape on my nipples this morning........... WHY DO BAD THINGS HAPPEN TO GOOD PEOPLE
I'm here. Help me get the salsa and bong inside.
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