Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
Im wearin a dollar bill hat and tgkin a big girl home. Lifi is gmwnd
a/c is broke at work...just took my panties off at my desk and the janitor saw it...might have a date for later. let you know
im spending all my christmas money on new years parafanalia aka things I will ingest or lose by the next morning
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
Hello wreck, this is your train calling.
guy next to me on the train just pulled out two bottles of gin and a block of cheddar. is slowly making his way through all of them.
I probably won't go. Last time I got drunk with those guys I just started demanding people let me touch their beards.Then I mocked everyone who didn't have facial hair.
The bad news is that I stole all your drugs. The good news is that ITS KICKING IN!
Today is going to be a great day. He just brought me a donut on his dick... It's Sticky Dick Donut Day!!!
You are attracted to power and since you can't date the married old guy you have to go for the next best thing - his gay son
All I want for my birthday to be fingered and eat pizza
Look, he's a hot korean guy with a motorcycle and a great ass. I'm gonna do head-titingly kinky shit with him.
To be honest, the last time I saw him he had a jesus costume on telling people to pray to his bible.
So he's at the chuch?
No, hooters.
After we finish having sex, he smokes an honest to God pipe. It's like fucking a big, sexy Sherlock Holmes...
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