So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Jon just got arrested by the quesadilla police
What?!?
What I actually meant, is I had a quesadilla, and Jon got arrested by the real police
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
Just made hot dog dorito pasta. It happened.
He nailed 50 frozen hamburgers to the ceiling last night. Now there are flies every where.
Soo I got blood taken today and when the doctor came back with the results she said "you aren't sick but the tests show that you are currently drunk..."
Worst relationship ever. Keep in mind I've dated two married chicks and a Mormon.
youre not allowed to be friends with girls ive double teamed. period.
He seriously just asked the doctor if taking the medicine for chlamydia was going to cut into his drinking time. Never let it be said that he is not dedicated.
I'm cleaning my bathroom. That being said I found a klonopin and dropped it and stepped on it. Floor is clean im gonna snort it.
I have fiberglass splinters all over my hands and woke up with a sign that says PUMPKINS in my room.
She liked to slap me in the face while she was on top. All I can say is that big boobs can excuse a lot.
She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
He took a picture of me to show his boss why he was late...Is that a compliment or not?
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
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