This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
Judging by the hole in the wall by the door, the mis-matched shoes by the door, and the door hanging off one hinge... i'd say he's on the loose.
I broke his nose at the bar and he still went home with me.
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
We can't tell anyone we fucked because I'm still trying to get with your friend. Is she coming next weekend?
She just sent me a message. It's a poem, about eternal love, that she wrote, about us. Just because I took her home two nights - doesn't mean it's eternal love.
I may or may not have hooked up with the cop who arrested me.. Or I can cross hooking up with a stripper in a cop outfit off my bucket list.
I wanna snuggle with you as we feed each other chipotle burrito bowls and that's just where I'm at right now
Now you can NEVER tell anyone that on thanksgiving I took a selfie of my pussy to prove they don't get worse with babies.
She was just trying to do dick voodoo. Pretty standard stuff.
Throwing up in a storm drain... Not my finest moment.
But my shoes looked boss
Now I know Sunday Funday means fucking till you loose your voice.
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