White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
I have new birth control, three bottles of jack, and some coupons for micky d's. You wanna have that sleepover?
We convinced him to snort an altoid. We should not be allowed to drink together
So apparently the christmas orgy was a complete disaster
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
I didn't scare your mother by showing up on the roof, did I?
All I know is that either you or I told a black guy that he looked like usher and he was sexy and that is our confession
Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
Everyone in the office is in total denial. I asked my boss what he did this weekend and he said "nothing much." But I know we were both thinking about the orgy.
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
Breaking a step ladder over someone's back turned into a really fun game, way too quickly.
I just want to give face wipes a shout out for being there when im too tired or high to wash my face at night
I don't need romance, I need cheese sticks
I'm so high right now that I winked back at a character in this TV show.
hopefully I won't be diving through a thorn bush to escape an explosion this time
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