ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
Goose bottles do NOT make good bowling pins
Its that time of year where we just drink more instead of dressing warmer
They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
Come help me clean. I know we won't be getting our security deposit back...but I would like to move out with our dignity.
Sorry I dragged you across a parking lot
I feel like I'm in an ocean of eels jacking me off
Fuckin wine wasted last night. Found my pants in the toilet this morning.
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
Give me a minute. I'm trying to buy moonshine from a railroad worker named "Cowboy."
I shoulda been born a dude. There's too much power in a vagina.
ive started thanking my toys after masturbating. might be time to get some fuck boys
I'm like a hairless cat ready to be ravished
I’m literally watching say yes to the dress, eating fancy cheeses with crackers, and I have orange dark chocolates. All of which is being washed down with merlot. And I’m 100% sure a porno is gonna go down next door tonight. They don’t have a car and arrived via taxi. Happy holidays from motel 6 Pendleton Oregon!
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