what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
i woke up today to a handjob from this really fat girl that keeps calling me michael phelps
needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
Come over. Drunk tacos.
That isn't even a sentence.
I kept the important parts.
Go big or go home. i snuck in two beers in my bra. im here to win.
Poking every semi-decent guy on Facebook in the hopes that one of them will want to hook up with me tonight. So far all i've accomplished is 5 new poke wars which i will most certainly continue after this weekend.
You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
So I woke up with a terribly bandaged finger an then discovered a pot of bloody onions on the stove.....who the fuck decided it was a good idea for me to try and cook
I just hope I don't wheeze during sex
Unless your apology includes a 20 something with loose morals and a daddy complex, I'm am not interested
He calculated like a serious conversion in his head the other day and got a crazy number and I was like damn that’s hot please proceed to take your clothes off.
i have to pee so bad and he is sleeping and idk where the bathroom or my clothes are!!!
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