He was eating me out on the dryer...and his mom walked in with her laundry basket...
He wasn't the only one with a full load.
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
you know you made some mistakes when your last two boyfriends are both obsessed with women's curling...
its a saturday night. im home alone watching legally blonde, eating week old birthday cake and drinking milk out of the carton. so yeah im doing real well
can't make this up: he's writing lyrics for the musical reenactment of how he met her @ an anime convention to perform at their wedding. yes, there'll also be dance routines involved.
whoever set the energy saving light timer in the lobby bathroom cleraly has no concept how long a work dump takes
When I was in the bathroom and wiped with a paper towel I found in the trashcan, I realized that this might be the reason I have a yeast infection.
Chugged a beer while being walked to the bathroom by campus police to pour the beers out.
Do you think that we can get a group discount on liver transplants? We'll be like kids again!
He's on the floor in just a Burberry tie. All my girl parts just tapped out.
I think weed is turning my hair brown
Drunk me started making nachos apparently but never got to the part with the cheese. There are chips everywhere
I turn into such a nice and loving person when I take Vicodin
It was a blast. I was going to say that throwing up in the airport bathroom wasn't classy, but it's classier than quietly puking into a fast food cup while in your seat during takeoff...
Do you remember telling those ppl that they need to mate and give you the baby and in 15 years you will all reunite and it will be a party?
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