I cant go down on him yet. All ive had to eat is olives and percocet. semen would only add to tomorow mornings discomfort.
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
You are the patron saint of my drinking problem.
im pretty sure while i was fucking her my dog was fucking her dog too
And then you proceeded to sneak behind thee bar and hold up an empty bottle of vodka and scream LOOK WHO THE BARTENDER IS NOW BITCH!
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
Haha he's lucky I don't kick him back into the land of the majestic handjobs
Also, the greatest of ironies: I got shampoo confiscated by security while Corey managed to get pot through. MERICA!
Well she made a 15 year old cry, the grandmother did an ice luge and I woke up to the sound of sex moans
it was one of those unspoken contracts of silence like "I teach your daughter and you work at a strip club"...I don't tell if you don't
I told him to send me a dick snap for my birthday. To personalize it, he drew a candle coming out of the tip of it so I could blow it out.
I don't think I bit anyone but I woke up to scrapes knees, bruises and new friends.
So my family just woke up on Easter morning and shared a bowl. That's bonding😊
whenever i get involved w someone i'm gonna give you their number to testify to the fact that they should not fall in love with me
There. There is gum on my butt cheek IT IS NOT MINE
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