Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
She was crying and singing Taylor Swift on repeat. I'm never drinking with her again.
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
Hahaha it was a great moment in my life. This must be what post child birth feels like, given you don't get a combined asshole/ vagina
"Wait, who's gun did I have?" Moments when you re-examine your life choices.
I'm having salsa con queso and a leftover half-drank/flat red bull for breakfast. Nothing you propose doing today would be a downgrade.
You fell asleep on the toilet and he was like uh should I take her off?
Ugh im hungover from last night, and to top it all off, I think someone jacked my laptop.
umm ya, so we found it in the oven wrapped in a pillow case this morning
I sent my brother over to my ex's to get the rest of my stuff. He comes back SEVEN HOURS LATER, high as fuck without my shit! No loyalty.
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
Hypothetically speaking of course, is it bad if a cat eats lube?
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
He’s like an awkward walking penis that has a personality attached
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