so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
Just saw two guys having a lawn mower race, and their girlfriends cheering them on. Get me out of Tehachapi,
I just found cold cuts in the blender. You and beefeater can no longer have unsupervised parties.
I'm drinking red wine & feeding anchovies to the dog. I'm really not picky about what kinda of company I'm in.
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
The druken crowd just broke into singing "God Bless America" while waiting the newlyweds to get in the limo. My friend is eating rose petals.
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
If the boyfriend of the drunk girl you just met asks her if she made a "special friend" you're going to have a threesome. For future reference.
I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have
I dapped up a cop while leaving the party
Operation terrify all men while simultaneously make them fall in love with me is going quite swimmingly so far
I went out with a plan. I came home with a Brian. THIS WAS NOT PART OF THE PLAN.
If you're doing something that makes your best friend lock you in a bathroom you shouldn't be doing it
I deleted all traces of him from my phone
even the dick picks he sent you?
no are you nuts? saved that shit to my camera roll
I like shiny stuff tho if that’s an emotion
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