youre lurking in front of me
New Low: Just set a reminder on my phone for me to check on things I need to harvest late on Farmville.
he just tried to lick my eyebrow. thats the deal breaker.
Almost peed between 2 cars...till I realized that it's daytime and I'm sober.
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
OMG HAIR ON HIS DICK. HAIR ON HIS DICK AS IN GROWING OUT OF HIS DICK. HAIR.
Yes, I am about to pass out on my beanbag with a mason jar of wine. Welcome to the south freshmen.
Let's just say my vagina is not superimpressed with the superintendent of schools.
I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
I AM COVERED IN FAKE BLOOD AND REAL CUM. I AM AWESOME
Oh god now he thinks I'm into him because I've been staring at him trying to figure out what animal he looked like
Was the picture of her twerking on a fake plant sufficient?
Nothing warms my heart more than the sight of a naked hockey player in my bed.
In all the years we have had drunk sex, have we ever done it in a bed?
If my one night stand asked me to move in with him right after does it still count as a one nighter?
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