I love you and miss you, which in no way dimishes how much I hate the person you turned out to be, but I still love and miss you.
The mall is playing a fucking country mix of lady marmalade.
welcome to maine.
The project manager just came into talk to me for the first time and I had justed googled best drum solo ever and couldn't X out of the screen.
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
drugs are my only escape from this reality. good thing I got it at a discount price last night
all nice guys are gay and all hot ones are assholes
You're fat. Stop making excuses
Remind me to tell you the one about the cashier that wouldn't sell me Jim Beam and NyQuil.
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
Give us adventure or give us cock. Or cocktails.
i'm not even sure i have knees anymore. that awesome.
She said "I've been waiting to suck your cock since high school." I'm so glad so many freshmen are from our school.
You know it's a good night when the word slut is imprinted on your ass and your hands smell like lube.
His balls will have been in my mouth at least once by this time tomorrow.
I love you man I just want to hold you and fuck you until you only know my name
I don't know who you are but HOW THE FUCK DID YOU GET MY NUMBER
DID YOU OR DID YOU NOT, PEE IN MY FUCKING TRASHCAN?!
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