And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
VITAMINS IN VODKA. IM NOT LYING.
so after six weeks of dating she admitted shes bi and asked if it would freak me out if we brought another girl into the bedroom. i said no in this hesitant voice and she said 'if you let me dont worry ill make it up to you'
i literally fucking hate you so fucking much.
I wish I could sell my textbooks directly to my drug dealer and cut out the middle man
Went from beach to class to bar all while wearing my swimsuit as pants. Clearly I'm dressed for success.
we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
And on the subject of embracing my inner whore, I had two different dicks in my mouth yesterday. Friend, it's official. I'm completely outta control.
I immediately knew he was tripping, he came over with a grocery bag of snow balls and a bike helmet on and asked if I was prepared to die for my country.
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
Is it bad that I recognize every dick in your dic pic collection?
IF YOU HAVE THE CHANCE TO HIT THAT, AND YOU DON'T, I WILL FUCKING CRUCIFY YOU.
You're such a supportive sister.
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
She's going to jail in a few weeks but she just got a boyfriend. Yet I'm still single as fuck.
im tired of guys just wanting to hook up with me. im like, guys, i know im pretty and i have a slammin bod and i love making out, but cant someone treat me with respect??
Dude it's unhealthy how much I love vagina in my face
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