after giving me morning oral, he left saying "hate to eat and run but..." oh yeah, he's getting a second date.
is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
Why is there a cactus in the microwave?
Don't worry about it.
So my boyfriend is on his way over and there is no time to wash the sheets from when I had his roommate over earlier. Put them in the dryer with a damp bounce sheet. Win?
This is a whole new level of slut for you....do they smell ok?
just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
She brought a box of chocolates to give the bartender and now he's giving her free shots.. Why didn't we think of that?
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
I think we should take up crocheing or stamp collecting....something completely lacking penises
His idea of role playing was him wearing the halloween mitt romney mask while I gave him head
Watch out, there's a giant vagina in the quad running around screaming at people.
Omg she's a human wrecking ball. I love it.
I am to reach this level of casual destruction.
We could never date. He doesn't drink and he won't bring me tacos after sex. He's on that healthy life bullshit.
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
it's like the easy bake oven version of plastic surgery
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
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