Ummmm I went to see who was upstairs, he was the only one in his room so we had sex while the travel channel played in the background.
Oh good. Romantic. Still, I'm jealous of the sex.
Probably not, since he made me promise not to tell anyone it only lasted ten seconds.
I'm at the psychiatrist, and this lady is crazy.. she keeps yelling about how her HMO insurance gave her breast cancer? Adderall isn't worth this.
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
her and i fucked to a michael jackson song and she had it memorized so she squealed every time he did
Just threw up on my desk at work. They are making me go home.
She made me go down the fire escape when her mom came for breakfast.
I don't have any swimsuits that don't show off the weird handprint bruises on my hips. Do you have a onepiece I can borrow?
I knew we would be good together when you made me lick jameson off your boob while you screamed along with racks on racks
I walked into the bathroom of the hotel and she's in the bath tub with a guy she met a day ago. They were sharing a shrimp cocktail platter and shot gunning bud lights. Oh and it was noon.
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
I literally just rubbed my stomach and told my liver to "hang in there baby"
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
How do you get kicked out of 3 different Subways in one night..
Not very gracefully, that's how.
He used the term 'cock-staggering' in an email. So needless to say things are going pretty well.
I called him Oliver all night
His name is Brandon
Dude... Those don't even start with the same letter...
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