Just be blunt and say drink from my dick
Keeping my bail papers as a souvenir from when I was arrested. Too weird?
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
He showed up drunk to my cousions HS grad party, we stayed at the bars till 2, then he got up at 5 to run a half marathon and by the time I woke up wlhe was already back and drinking.
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
do you know how hard it is to walk a mile drunk on 151 it's hard yards are soft and every girl looks good
He just told an 8 year old to go fuck himself so we probably won't be in the butterfly exhibit much longer.
Just realized I could have five different dicks in me the day of valentines day but no real date. My life
Also this guy fingered me at the bar and then gave me his card
I need an IV, a new head, and stronger morals.
So that advice that humming stops you from puking? Yeah no, just puked through my nose.
So, Cheetos don't microwave great.
Let's just say, I will never again lick an asshole.
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
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