Don't come here someone got drunk and rolled the keg to buger king. no more beeer
I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
i'm pissing behind 7/11. if you guys leave... i'll think it's funny too
I'm not being over dramatic, but I think my heart is going to stop beating.
I can't believe i facilitated a beer for sweater vest deal last night...
I promise it'll work. Just go there and keep the lights off and keep saying blaowww. She'll think your me.
Here's the thing, you got road head in two different cars tonight. You feel lucky yet?
Worst decision of artistic career thus far: bringing a banana to eat on male model day.
Come now. I'm bloody but I'll give you the best fuck of your life.
As my straight cousin I need you to answer a question. Are the Astros a baseball team, and if so, are they good? This is flirting related and time-sensitive.
I can assure you I didn't go home with a girl, because I woke up on someone's porch
I'm never celebrating Galentine's Day again. It was a whorrific mess.
I'm telling you, I 'm beginning to think that my vagina is magical.
so in 24 hours i have gotten caught having sex in my car by a cop, almost burnt off my vag, almost got hit by a semi, and got fired. awesome.
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