: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
The only reason I'm still around is so I can grow a huge Gandalf beard when my hair turns gray
I lined up everyone's pillows and I'm playing Evel Knievel when I jerk off later.
I wish they had a "No Yankees" filter on status updates.
she was handing out condoms w/ her number on them...
Upon further investigation it turns out it wasn't blood, but chocolate frosting from the cupcake I shoved in my pocket to "save for later"
I have the slightest memory of swinging a bag full of condoms over my head...
I want to reach into my vagina and rip out my uterus with my bare hands. Understand how much it hurts now?
I just realized I donated our bong to goodwill.. RIP Kimbo Slice
You suck, She hit so hard.
I just want to dump glitter on my floor and roll in it like a cat in catnip.
i just got referred to as "the Loch Ness Cockster". God bless my Scottish heritage.
It's like my uterus needs a hug... and anti depressants
If I hear you use the phrase "silky soft scrotum" one more time I swear to God you'll regret it
And the you walked in and said to the only under age dude "IM NOT SLEEPING WITH YOU TONIGHT!!!" You may not have high standards but thanks for not sleeping with my brother!
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