hey babe. i'll pick you up in my mom's car. with my mom. she has nothing to do tonight.
Is showing up wearing the condom a bit presumptus
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
She had to put it in. I told her I was too drunk and didnt trust myself to not put it in her ass.
Most sexually ambiguous night of my life. Kept switching from the NBA finals to the Tonys.
I can coach you back to consumption. Think of it kinda like Rocky II.
I woke up to his gay cousin telling me I had the prettiest boobs. I don't even wanna know.
If you've never been partying there before, take Shae with you. Drunk Shae is like a GPS. She found us the only bottle shop still open at four, a pot dealer, and told us all which subway to take to get home. She'd never been to Madrid before. It was awesome.
He ended up buying the equivalent of dinner at a Mexican place, in weed
Seriously considering modifying my computer case so it can dispense wine. I need to make a bunch of changes and reorganize it's guts anyway....
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
She told him that she never wanted to see him again then took his takeout box of bacon cheddar fries and got in the uber saying "for feminism"
starting to feel like a fuck wizard with a magical sixth sense for people fucking.
if you want to know how my night is going I just ugly cried in the cheesecake factory
i just woke up, first off why is there pineapple everywhere and who's underwear is on my ceiling fan ?
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