I think I just was a dick to Paul Rudd.
There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
I couldn't sleep so I drunk ellipticaled for an hour. Worst. Idea. Ever.
Couldn't find any balloons, so we're doing whippets out of condoms. Being a ho has its benefits.
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
OH BABY IM HERE AND IN A BLANKET FORT
COME TO THE BLANKET FORT
Having a midget officiate your wedding because you think it'd be hilarious: good idea or potential lawsuit?
I was wearing my get used bookstore shirt when we fucked. Ironic yet appropriate.
THINK! exactly how many raw eggs did you color and hide in my apt.
All i really remember is meeting this guy dressed as jesus and i kept taking his wine and saying "the body of christ!"
I also woke up in my friends room to 3 girls and a naked boy on the floor but thats besides the point
I feel like shit, and I can't get the band aids off my nipples.
We're exchanging our favorite porn sites at 9 am. I think this brings our relationship to a whole new level
I already popped my bottle of Rose and took my boxers off. No can do muchacho
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