He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
We each get one free throw up cleaning, no questions asked.
we've been at disney 20 seconds and she already got the cops called over
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
I woke up naked, with the lights on, using my backpack as a pillow and a pillow as a blanket.
There are rocks in my bed. And dirt all over my face. Explain?
Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
Just ushered a raccoon across the street so yeah.. Good night
I feel like I should go door-to-door apologizing to America.
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
I admit it could have gone better but look at it this way, since I broke the urn you don't have to worry about spreading the ashes.
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
Little girl was fucking around on the train and completely ran her head into a pole. Totally burst out laughing as she cried. Her mom was not amused. I don't think I should be a Mom. EVER.
well tomorrow I get to eat fungus and go to an abandoned city.
most people would fear that statement, but i wish to join you
Randomize
