Goddamnit I hate your level headedness
fun fact: cucumber in vinegar with pepper = best ever high snack
i'm pretty sure you said "blowjob marathon" lastnight
i totally said that
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
Soo I have a handle of 100 proof captain, cupcakes, and nothing to get up for in the morning.. This blizzard is shaping up to be a great night.
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
I like to think of you as more a magic eight ball of my life's journey?
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
That man deserves a slow clap... He defied the power of the vagina
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
Omg. We have to workout today. I just looked at myself in the mirror and thanked a god I don't believe in for drunken boys and dark rooms.
I didn't even mind that he came early I just wanted to get eaten out and cuddle
Relax
It's hard to relax when a woman is waxing your asshole.
You're going to literally shit your fucking unholy pants when Jesus rides in with his dual light-sabers on his velociraptor and cleaves you in half.
Randomize
