My dignity? Collapsing on itself like a dying star.
he said he wished he had more hands so he could firmly hold my boobs.
Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
He said we were driving the golf cart through the woods screaming 'iceroad truckers' for four hours in the dark
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
You told me to pour the Gatorade on you "like Flashdance"
he just texted me saying he needs a place to stay for the night. pretty sure i just got booty called to my own house...
Just saw pictures of a pregnant teen from my hometown with an American flag wrapped around her naked body posted on FB without irony. These are my roots.
You made out with two different species that night
Classic dick move. Breaking up your buddies 3-some by coming into his room and doing the Harlem Shake.
It's 7:30pm and we've already lost someone and had to run from the cops. What the fuck did you put in the punch?
I like it here so far, only people are a lot less accepting of my terrible decisions and it's cramping my style
I dunno what to tell you sport. Short of having a shock collar on, you're gonna wanna hook up with people.
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
I'm still very high. To be blunt. No pun intended.
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