At the Phils game. My gay buddy just wanted up to a bunch of Mets fans and said "I'm gay, and even I think Mets fans are a bunch of fags." I love this fuckin town.
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
the more i look through evidence of last night, the less i seem to remember.
I just washed champagne and tuna off my body. I feel like that was a successful shower.
so there is either a lot of blood or a lot of wine in the shower....
Also, I had a dream I had a ray gun and woke up holding my dick.
Why does it always end up with me crying in my car.
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
I mean turning down birthday sex is never the answer
Apparently he took me home and I pulled up my senior pictures on fbook and made him guess what I was thinking during each different pose.
She told me that for every Ravens touchdown, I'd get to come once.
Marry her. Marry her now. I'll help you steal the ring.
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
Maybe singing about how you'd bang Morgan Freeman to the tune of Single Ladies while holding champagne and a box of Cheerios wasn't the best first impression on his parents
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