Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
and i looked up. we had an audience...
He doesn't make grammatical errors. Even while getting head.
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
i have two emotions: emotionless and blind with rage
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
I made it with a guy dressed as Mitt Romney. I told him "you can't have my vote, but you can have my body"
I gave him shit for taking my sloppy seconds and when I woke up my eyebrow was gone
i just got hit on on the bus. Yes sir, because its every boys dream to fuck a forty year old with a face tattoo
I'm sexting with a 20 year old that has a foot fetish... This is what Sailor Jerry drives me to do.
Honestly it was like 3 AM and I only agreed to go to the strip club because I wanted chicken tenders
Hahaha wearing a fake moustache in public was the best idea i ever had
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