OH MY GOD! I just remembered how we ended our bar time last night: picking up and drinking random drinks that ppl had left. wtf is wrong with us?! that's so ghetto!
No. You're kidding.
I am not. I wish I were. I speak the truth.
What is the pluralization of human? I just got humen rejected, and I am going completely blank...
you lied. pity sex is amazing.
Softest bathroom rug I've slept on in my life, there have been many
studying for my Anatomy final and masturbating to Japanese porn are practically the same thing
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
I may have to steal the boat sober, but I feel that would be harder to explain.
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
Did we smoke in a portapotty last night? And if so, do you think the brown stuff covering my body is actually dirt?
Why'd you print out every dick pic you've ever received and tape them to the bathroom walls?
I slept on her porch...in her dads handcuffs
The Olympian is in my bed
If not, I can murder my liver twice...it's like a cat, it has 9 lives
I'm keeping him.
Sex was good?
I had to tap out three times. There aren't words for how much better than "good" that is.
He fucked me so hard my contacts fell out! Didnt know that was possible.
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