Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
Oh god. It's my first day here, I'm still drunk and somebody just drifted in a forklift. I'm going to die.
I cant help but love a girl who informs me of the pregnancy test results by emailing me a YouTube clip of Barney Stinsons not a fathers day speech.
Stayed out til 7 am.... Did u know there's a guy who goes up and down the quad at that hour playing bagpipes?
Apparently I told the girl smoking was terrible for her, and then requested it in my mouth.
Fuck a-yeah! I just found a wine key. Let 'Don't Fuck With Me Friday' commence.
He's minimum effort, but maximum fuck.
He's asking if he can send a dick pic. How do I politely decline that?
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
Was it you I was with where I saw a guy open a beer with his butt?
Swear on my life the dude next to us just ordered a pizza and I will fight to the death for a slice
Disregard everything I texted you last night. Oh, and disregard me hooking up with your boyfriend.
I just tried to lit a bowl with my chapstick.
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