? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
we were both hunting dick last night. it ended terribly for both of us.
Her mom drove me home after I blew a .13 So there I am wishing her mom a happy mother's day sitting in the passenger seat where I just banged her daughter 15 min prior
he drunkenly confessed to whacking off before coming over so the sex'd be longer. this one's a keeper
Fairly certain I called dibs on your lesbian virginity last night
Nothing gets you judged faster than having cum in your hair at the gas station.
Fuck my life, there's a fry in my vagina.
Night just started and I've already seen a woman headbutt a brick wall. Unintentionally. Epic to say the least
Hey have you ever thought about fishing cause I'd like to go fishing but don't know anyone that fishes and I'm gonna cry because. FISHING
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
Come to this bar
But I'm full of food.
MAKE ME FULL OF YOUR DICK
you need a warning label. Just announcing that you are Scottish is seen more as a challenge. Those guys have no idea what they are getting into.
All boys are excommunicated from my vagina until further notice.
Didn't realize he fucked me in a bed a dog is always in until my face swelled two sizes and I had hives all over my body. This is God's way of punishing me for having amazing sex.
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
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