I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
My brother and I both agreed that your boobs are fake.
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
my debit card account is gonna say movie, movie, ice cream, movie, cheese fries, get a fucking life, movie
Um I think everyone drunk and there's some douche on violin.
I guess he was telling a totally normal story about being a lifeguard and I wouldn't stop screaming "THAT'S LUDICROUS" at random intervals.
I feel like I just rode a horse, did a million jumping jacks, ran a marathon and need a carton on cigarettes. best sex hands down... EVER
Dude. I might have just seen some porn i wasnt ready to see. The chicks were so old.
I'm alittle affraid you might be dead, seeing how your work party is in an hour and you haven't answered me? I mean I'm picturing you 1. Passed out in your car covered in fries or 2. On a boat in a box to Mexico covered in coke. Please let it be number 1. And aren't we going to your work party?
of all the things that should kill me, scurvy wont be one of them
Hey how're your balls?
Don't ever let me helicopter again.
you started putting peanut butter on your pubes.
Gonna do a few lines then clean my room so I can feel like my life is somewhat in order.
What did you spend the night in her closet?
She said she was saving me for breakfast and locked me in there
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