Something clean will definitely be barfed on tomorrow.
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
he just left. I blew him in my kitchen while my parents slept down the hall. Welcome back home!
There is a clear recurring theme of me having sex in restrooms that really needs to stops
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
He kept his baseball cap on when he went down on me...
i feel like i am carryihg a baby. a baby made of alcohol.
My cat clawed my face because i tried to give it a foot massage...never doing shrooms again.
All I've had today is a brownie and a shot of Jack, so you know. I'm doing ok.
Oh no that was the time I did the walk of shame with no shoes
dude, last night I won a real sword and a bottle of vodka in a cards against humanity tournament
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
Hope you’re getting action boo.
Definitely no. I woke up next to a bag of McDonald's.
She said "Im going to hug you" tried to give me a hickey then said her life sucks and started to cry.
My roommate made maccoroni last nigh dropped the bowl off the counter knocking it into the dog bowl he picked up the dog bowl and started eating it claiming it was te worst Mac and cheese ever and if he wasnt so high he would stop eating it hahahaha
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