How do you know one of your one night stands hasn't produced a child? You may have hundreds of kids.
Pretty sure I don't. One night stands are purely anal..no exceptions.
i realized i had a pad on before i went to this guys house so i stuck it in his neighbors shrub.
He spent most of his night trying to convince people that he had changed and was no longer a sleazebag...he had his nut hanging out of his pants about an hour later.
We're cuddling on the couch that me and his brother had sex on...this feels wrong
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
Quick question... Can I call you daddy? Or would that just really made the whole 8 year age gap a bigger deal...?
They're doing shots to celebrate every 15 minutes passing. You can come get them.
Its only 9:11 and I just somersaulted through a window. Its gonna be a good night
The bottle of Jameson may have been a bit aggressive for a Sunday cookout.
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
My roommate definitely just walked in on me playing the piano naked.
By piano you mean.....
Like literally a piano.
Ohhhh that's kind of embarrassing.
He's a psychology major, so instead of becoming a stripper, I'm just working out my daddy issues with him. And his cock. And spankings.
They're much more educational now btw. Don't judge.
And then before we had sex he was quoting space jam to me
Why is there a wet sock in my garbage? Why did I chug so much red wine? Why was someone signing into my iCloud account at 4 am in China? Why do I do self-destructive reckless things? So many questions.
dude can you explain to me why i woke up on your sisters floor with moutain dew and chips everywhere
i dont know im at your house.
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