i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
We named our party play list daddy issues
shut up. I wear heels bigger than your dick
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
and miss being on the news....no way
I can't wait until next week, when I find out what drunk me added to the Netflix queue.
Apparently senior citizens don't like that position
Meeting relatives from another state drenched in tequila and smelling of weed. I'm gonna kill you for soaking the only bra I brought in Jose Cuervo Gold.
In other news I have discovered that grindr is the easiest way to get free meals
It was rough. I have dried puke in my hair and I don't know if it's mine or from the girl I met on the ground waiting for a cab.
The only flat surface we had was a cheez it box so we snorted the blow off of that. Rock bottom really isn't that bad.
No. You don't want this. When I threw up last night, it was so intense I went blind for about 3 seconds.
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
My Tinder date from last night is my Uber driver for tonight's Tinder date...neither of us said a word.
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
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