i miss you so much
i miss you too
oops, did i send that to you? i meant to send it to the money you owe me
so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
So I heard you only slept with me because you were drunk...is that true?
That depends on who this is.
Best thing law school has taught me: how to use logic to turn a girls "no I will not have sex with you" into "well I might as well get laid"
I didn't scare your mother by showing up on the roof, did I?
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
He said female orgasms are a myth and refuses to even try to give me one.
She's the drunk girl with the air-horn and sunflower seeds.
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
Someone fucked up, the stop Kony day is on 4/20,
We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
You live 7 mins away and I'm leaving in 10 mins. At this point sex before work is impossible.
Challenge accepted. Be naked in 6 mins.
When you glanced over and and mouthed "I'll take the fat chick" I knew it was going to be an epic Sunday night.
I told you that you should stop drinking and you responded "Thanks for telling me how to live, North Korea!"
I'm going to start talking to Bill again, he has friends with boats which means we'll get to go on boats.
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