i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
I wont touch it. I promise i wont touch it. JUST GET UNDER THE DAMN TABLE PLEASE.
I'm at the gas station where we got beef jerky and condoms. The fact that those two are in the same sentence makes me love you more.
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
Do you remember snorting allspice and yelling at doughnut shop girl?
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
I have surprise drugs for everyone
He just lit his joint with the tiki torches around his pool. He is definitely coming to my future parties
Just had lapdance from stripper that had her 5th kid 28 hours earlier. A for work ethic.
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
I'm so glad I was blacked out while I was going all exorcist in the bathroom. That's so not a memory I want.
Walking towards a police car with full spotlights on you while being fully erect..awkward exp. for both parties
She was nothing like her profile said, we had nothing in common, and her picture mustve been like 30 pounds ago. But yeah we hooked up
It's almost like sex was the ice breaker and now we're sociable at the gym
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