Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
Seriously, it was like sucking my thumb.. and im not even saying that to be spiteful b/c he is a really nice guy.
I just heard a girl in all seriousness say, "I told him I'm not a stalker. I just really really want to talk to him."
I just puked into a plastic bag at a red light. Go me.
This girl in the gym has an amazing body...too bad there's no workout routine for a face.
You know the gilmore girls would be alright if it was on mute the whole time
He made me hold his dick and say "I solemnly swear that I'm up to no good"
She just asked me if I was looser "in the vagina" than her. While gyrating.
he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
Bruce the cab driver wants to take me on a date to see Taken 2
I just washed out an empty chocolate milk bottle to take whiskey on my bike ride.
You are not an adult
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
Spider-Man is making out with Wonder Woman while Captain Kirk feels up Princess Lea. Nice to see nerd barriers broken down at Comic Con.
I just fist bumped God in my head for last night. What a bro.
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
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