For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
I swallowed your vile semen and you don't know what color my fucking eyes are!?
HOnestly. That's my one goal for this whole trip. I don't give a shit about souvenirs or sand. I want penis.
when i came out to my mom, it was over brunch. i was eating a banana. not exactly my smartest breakfast choice.
when I sang my humps to you I meant it.
You're going to have to buy me a lot of drinks before the bee suit goes on...
Sunrise bitch. You owe me waffles
I think my body is literally trying to get me to reproduce. "fuck someone! Anyone!" - my body
I'll make some time for you! I don't know how long you need to get off, but I should only need 2-7 minutes, pending what kind of socks I have on.
No one parties "Full Karen". She once broke a couple up at the bar, ate the girl out in the bathroom and took the guy home.
So i had a lucid dream about blowing myself. This is why people love me
You literally just told me you're ditching me because of pizza. PIZZA? Wow.
His dick is a skeleton key. It fits everywhere.
she wants homewrecking advice
are you gonna teach her your ways?
obvs. i'm like her yoda.
I am no longer and illegal Moonshiner. I just made thousands of gallons of incredibly High test alcohol with police watching and waiting for thare couple of jugs so that they can bring home and disinfect their houses with it. I'm fat with money at the moment.
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