Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
yeah after seeing those pics of her puking into my underwear drawer i remembered again why i didn't want to invite her.
you didn't check your sock drawer yet did you
Just made my alarm the Lion King song. Too excited about waking up to sleep.
Now accepting hypotheses about how i managed to get a bruise between my boobs....
I wonder if i could put a dildo on my bike seat to encourage me to exercise.
explain the broken jalepenos in my underwear drawer?
Yeah I remember I tried to close her head in the freezer last night
I'm wearing a dinosaur hat bikini cone bra over my shirt. So good things are happening
I'm sure nobody at Walmart was wondering why I was wearing a glittery tutu and needed $300 changed into small bills
I can't tell if you're talking about my pussy or Cape Cod.
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
Just put on slippers before underwear so you know where my priorities are
I’m mid 4sum and you’re sending me photos of your cat. We had very different evenings.
I was totes going to lose it to him last night, but I cried and we ate mexican food instead.
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