He wanted a quickie. I said, can I play doodle jump on my iPhone during? And that's exactly how it went.
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
Resolution for 2011: blow jobs are a privilege, not a right.
i told them to call me paula dean as i was making all 10 for $10 boxes of pizza rolls in the microwave
He is juggling broken glass botttles, I think its time to cut him off...
When I left you, you were walking into a room with a half naked girl. When I returned 2 minutes later, you were locked out of the room naked and she was screaming obscenities from inside. How do you manage to make every girl hat you?
google maps should a have a setting for this. like I AM ABANDONING EVERYTHING TO MEET A GIRL WHO IS 10 HOURS OF MILES AWAY. HOW DO WE DO THIS OPTIMALLY?
OH MY GOD IT'S LIKE SHOOTING FISH IN A BARREL, EXCEPT INSTEAD OF FISH THEY ARE FIGHTER PILOTS
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
Pornhub is still operational. Therefore, the world has NOT come to an end in the blizzard!
My boobs are numb because I've been using them as stress balls
Lost my anal v card with Peter Thiel's RNC speech on in the background. Unbelievably appropriate
Uh oh. Put down the vodka cancel the clowns and get rid of the donkey
I have a mild substance abuse problem, but I'm still a functioning member of society. America.
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