Yo dont text me then not text me
Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
what do you mean I googled how to give an awesome blow job?
so i woke up this morning covered in mail. none of it is mine.
he was like a christmas ornament you would hang on the back of the tree....not great but still made the cut.
I just realized I used lady gaga lyrics in my research paper on marie antoinette
Does your gf have any friends she can hook me up with?
Better looking than her though please.
i leave for school in 3 days. if you want your annual goodbye blow job you should probably call me
His bootycalls folder in his contacts are divided into regions, we should have all become airline pilots.
He said i looked like a shooting star sprawled out on the floor while i puked and i kept blaming "senor cuervo" for doing me dirty.
I've been laying here all day wondering why my back hurt so bad and then I remembered last night.... When you pushed me through that glass table.
Discovered a freckle on my clitoris. What have you done today?
There is is 40 year old penis staring me in the face right now if there was ever a time to be a good friend its right now.
No dude, he just dipped his cigarette info ranch dressing and lit it. He's said he normally doesn't do that but it's Memorial Day.
Dude, I got drunk and sexted his little sister by accident
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