I cannot remember December 31 for the past 3 years. it might as well not even exist on my calendar anymore
She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
i woke up naked with 27 half ripped $ bills in my bed from ripping them off the wall of the bar
I need to remember that good judgment goes out the window after the 7th shot and the 3rd Lady GaGa song.
When you start quoting save the last dance you need to stop drinking
Well if he truly loves me he will just have to accept my flaws. And that includes a tequila dependency and borderline lesbianism.
So I'm drinking wine and watching Thumbelina
I'm teaching my cat to play fetch
Yep, it's a friday
I sent him a naked picture of me with the caption "I lost at beer pong, this was a dare. Hope your nights going as good as mine" I've never talked to him in my life, this is a strange way to start.
6 beers and it feels like I've been drinking water... Daiquiri time
1 tequila 2 tequila 3 tequila, floor.
*roof
I feel like I'm eight miles away and my brain is just now getting here. You got a lot of fucking catching up to do.
NO TEQUILA
Why do I always think it's a good idea? Like a challenge? Shit maybe I should CHALLEGE myself to get laid for once instead
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
I still hate everything and everyone around me. Krampus taught me nothing.
I thought it was your cat but I was wrong your Roomba is possessed by a pissed-off evil spirit.
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