yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
If he doesn't notice me by the next party, i'm just gonna go up to him and pll his pants down and blow him.
Sounds like a plan.
i just saw a girl w/ a shirt that said "im the single friend." yeah i bet u r. stop wearing shirts like that and that could change.
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
this dude just took some girl under your house for half an hour. you may have helped a 17 year old fuck on the beach for the first time. congrats.
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
i'm pretty sure they aren't charging me for that window i broke with a turkey sandwich while i was hammered.
I can't finger myself when I'm all distracted about whether or not your family is going to like me
Had a guy spin me around at the bar, kiss me then say "oh shit you're not who I thought you were" and then walk away.
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
Would it be creepy if I masturbated with my face in the pillow he slept on last night? Cuz I'm pretty sure that's about to happen
I kinda forgave him after he laid next to me and rubbed my arm for four hours while I tripped balls.
FUCK YOU IM DRINKING WINE FROM A BOX
You okay there or need a ride? Maybe a straw for your box
Maybe a straw...
Thank god for Taco Bell keeping you out of jail
I’m home.
I’m aware. I just dropped you off.
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