Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
i feel like his penis is a security blanet. i cant fall asleep unless its in my hand
he told me i smelled like babies and pine needles and he wanted to bathe with me. new boyfriend is not a keeper
BTW rolling him off the couch and onto that tarp was pure genius. He definitely pissed himself last night.
Do you think there are two dudes living in an apartment somewhere that go to the store and call it Brocery shopping?
Oh god...probably.
Told my brother the truth how I meet her...I grabbed the first thing I could when the cops came. 10 months later we are engaged.
I was so high I didn't realize I'd put on someone else's bra. I thought my boobs had shrunk.
I genuinely attribute some of my blowjob skills to playing saxophone in highschool
I almost don't wanna have sex with her because I'm afraid she'll steal my hat
Ive never seen a drunk man get suplexed before last week, now its the standard requirement every time we go out.
All the movies on cable here are either porn or Bollywood. I am never leaving this hotel.
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
Apparently when you start crushing adderall and blending them into your margaritas calling them blenderalls you have "a problem" WTF
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