Did I tell you he has dinosaur sheets?
i just woke up at 8pm naked in my bed, with a fresh haircut. I wonder what barber i went to.
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
If I can't get a one-legged man to love me, what the hell chance do I have with a NORMAL guy???
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
despite contrary belief, getting peanut butter off your balls is not as easy as it sounds
I just shaved my vag with a razor my dad left when he was here a few months ago. Too hungover to think about the Freudian connotations
Also you were throwing your phone yelling this is durable as shit
Because it is about to snow, I sent him for Diet Coke and cigarettes. It's the gay version of milk and bread.
FYI...Jose likes Shamrock shakes better than Jack
And for some reason I just want to have sex with EVERYTHING
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
I am pretty damn sure that neither my body or his body is ready for how drunk I am getting tonight
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
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