mmm... i enjoy making beautiful women smile
hipster in red sally jessy raphael glasses inside. kick her.
Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
I still can't believe I found a dildo in my ceiling today.
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
He kept saying it was because he was allergic to the chicken. Then he threw up on my mom.
He won't stop licking me..... im choosing your date next time.
I just used my glow stick from the dance to find my way in the bathroom to puke. Who wants me on their corporate team
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
He also wore a doorag last night so i had to swipe left.
It was hands down the most magical fuck I've ever had
It was the only fuck you've ever had..
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when I get back.
If it's any consolation she turned out to be has a collection of clown dolls she talks to crazy. And the cops knew why I was calling when she key locked the door from inside.
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