She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
I can't wait until weight watchers comes out with a beer
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
I would makeout with my roommate, but im not drunk enough and she doesnt like bacon fat
I'm not wearing underwear, I started my period this morning, and it's super windy. Recipe for disaster?
Because selling drugs to kids never goes out of business. We get older, they stay the same stupid.
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
We could make it cute. Like "oh those two cute lesbians who are about five foot two who sell the cocaine down the street. You know the ones? With the Yorkies?"
I would totally lead with that as a line.'So, I was on Legends of the Hidden temple as a kid.. Your place or mine?'
Please tell me I didn't try to make out with a 70 year old Romanian man last night ...
why are there 3 differently sized panties on our kitchen counter?
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
Micheal let me call him captain america while we fucked. It was awesome
If you left your bike out in front, I just watched some dude steal it.
if my 20s were a chapter in my autobiography, it would be called "the room is spinning and my hands smell like dick"
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