I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
Whenever I said your name you screamed polo and did another shot.
i'm not accepting baked goods from anyone for awhile. especially after the stalker pie.
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
oh wow I have been there. Hell one time Matt and I woke up naked with pizza rolls in the bed.
The dopest dose you'll ever dose. I felt like an octopus all of thursday
My philosophy professor just told the class that he is suspicious of dolphins. The stoner in front of me totally gets it. I need to start getting high for this class.
I might have been the first person in 2015 to throw up on a yellow cab before climbing in it.
HE PEED ON ME. THE MANAGER OF THE BAR.
I hate him but I love him for what he does which is me
Also, apparently I'm only coherent when I'm drunk sexting. And then I'm grammatically perfect and impressively eloquent.
u would mumble something and then get unnecessarily loud and say random shit like 'id fuck the shit out of taylor hanson right now'
Sorry I’m late. Got horny watching the traffic report and had to rub one out
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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