neither the pictures you took nor my hangover explain why there are skittles in my shoe
bitch please you did NOT just unlike my status..
Oh shit. Easter I forgot. Maybe we should leave the illegal stuff for when Jesus is less present.
Omg I'm so stupid. All the peoples fb status that said "spain" I thought they were all going to spain.......
Tomorrow night wont work for me. I'm talking with Bryan about marriage and I dont want to have a shroom hangover.
I feel like my uterus is decaying in my body
In honor of the internet blackout, I think everyone needs to change their Facebook pictures to ones of them being blacked out.
You asked her to play "the coma game" with you while hooking up, and then passed out in her bed. She couldn't wake you up so she slept on the floor.
Looks like I won that one
Based off of the soaking wet clothes/towels/rugs, Eiffel Tower statue and monkey in the bathtub, I'm going to assume drunk me took a bath.
Are you really alive right now?
So the next three days will be henceforth known as the 'celebration of the end of the most irresponsible years of my life' be prepared to wake up naked in a ditch.
If you can get her to make out with you without paying for it, I will personally make you president of the american lesbian league
Holy Hangover.. I'm marrying whoever put this water by my bed
high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
Girl. There is no more toilet paper. You should have seen the twerking I just did to shake the pee off.
Don’t get me wrong—I love silver and bracelets—but handcuffs are not a good look on me…
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