I just wiped my vajayjay with snow. Bad idea.
Stop staring at my boobs, I can't concentrate
Well how do you think I feel
fair enough
His sister just told me that she thinks i'm a stupid bitch and that by going thru with this I'm ruining his life.
sounds like a hell of a rehearsal dinner
He was sleeping, but the way he was made him look like an adorable, fuzzy penis
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
Seriously, I'm making a calendar and marking off the days with little penis's
I hope it's the birth control, otherwise I'm dying
I was told I sang Taylor Swift's entire discography in between violent bursts of green vomit before falling asleep in the bath tub
Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
Haha never eat brownies from a guy with batman pajamas
WHY WOULD YOU SWIPE RIGHT???!!!!!
The same reason I ordered and ate almost an entire pizza last night
He got me off while watching hockey. He's a keeper.
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
I HAVE DISCOVERED LONDON AND IT FILLS ME WITH JOY
We'd like to invite you to our threesome! Lingerie is encouraged and drinks will be provided. Next Friday, roommate night, my bedroom. Hope to see you there!
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