fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
All she does is lay in bed and watch golden girls and masturbate all day...
It's inspiring.
hey i found one of your nipple clamps under my couch, i miss you!
NOT EVEN KIDDING RIGHT NOW. THE GUY IN THE SPIDERMAN COSTUME JUST FELL OFF THE ROOF INTO A BABY POOL. GET HERE NOW!!
He asked me not to hook up with anyone else because it would hurt his feelings.. while his arm was around his pregnant girlfriend.
Hi this is the guy from the cell phone store. Your Dad just upgraded your phone as a surprise. I didn't tell him about your topless pics on your phone. I transfered them to new phone. Nice rack!
If I don't have tequila in my hand soon, I'm going to have to violate human rights laws
Well that's what you get for messing around with her vagina. I told you it was a fickle and insatiable creature.
I literally stopped banging her when my ESPN app alerted me that the Spurs had won. That's how much I hate Lebron. I would rather watch him cry in the post game interviews than get it in
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
When you wear a dress that resembles the shape and color of Kirby to a wedding, you get the attention you deserve.
I don't want the fire department to come out here twice in one weekend because of your god damn vape.
Oh god...Did I just fuck a sugar granddaddy?!
The bouncers found you passed out on the toilet. They tried to move you but you refused and repeatedly shouted that you wanted to go out like Elvis.
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