The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
so im in the parking lot of taco bell eating a taco...and some girl just got out of a car and screamed at the top of her lungs "XANEX FOR SALE!!!!" i fucking love Hamilton.
Court Ordered Rehab!!! Do you think I'll need a swimsuit?
i'm all for saving the environment, but when we get into the shower to fuck, he shouldn't flip his shower hourglass timer
Then he told me he was 40. I'm not sure if I have enough Daddy issues to go for it
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
Just realized my talking to the tv hockey voice is same as my sex voice. Life just got a whole lot weirder.
she gave me a blowjob during our lunchbreak and expected me not to tell people
Just got convinced to trip sit for a pack of cigarettes and a burrito. Let the games begin
He is currently tell his hat to go free. Like he has it sitting on the table just waiting for it to take off. When he's not looking I'm gonna throw it off the balcony and tell him it's flying
Even with having the shower running and music on everyone could hear the alcohol gods making me sacrifice my dignity and meals from the past week.
There was booze on his face and I wanted it. I'm not sorry.
If you're staying here tonight, you need to promise me you won't make another bonfire in the lounge room. My girl is still pissed about that.
I've never seen a guy eye-fuck someone so hard in my entire life. I thought he would develop laser vision, bore holes into your body, and not even realize your innards would be spilling everywhere. That's how bad it was.
A bitchslap is in order.
Working from home has been great for my sex life! A few of my neighbors are in open marriages and several more wish they were!!!
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