why doesnt he love me? i have tried everything. i even sang to him after sex.
you have got to be kidding?
what age do we have to be before we can stop fucking guys on the first date?
Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
OH YEAH AND FORGOT TO THANK YOU FOR THE lack of WARNING THAT HE WASN'T CIRCUMSIZED.
I'm sorry for not being sorry about whatever shit I did to you when you were annoying and I was drunk. That is all.
I need something for rope burns and an inner ear infection. Separate incidents, FYI..
In my drunk state I was like I ONLY HAD SEX WITH SOMEONE ELSE BECAUSE HE WAS THE HOTTEST GUY IVE EVER EVEN SEEN
i feel like when you brought up the possibility of you getting pregnant the sexting is over
I could not handle jail. And my very angry parents.
He jumped into a mall fountain. I don't think that warrants a lifetime ban or the disorderly persons charge, but whatever. Fuck you Pennsylvania.
sorry for showing your butt to the bar
sorry for licking your cheek
Well, if I’m not getting dick or sleep then I’m not interested.
Seriously, I really just burned my nipple making ravioli.. I'd explain, but no reasoning makes this acceptable:/
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
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