How was last night?
She looked like Delta Burke in her fat Designing Women days ... and she just left like 2 minutes ago. Right after breakfast.
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
I was so drunk last night I wanted to download a Busta Rhymes album.
New universal law, if a movie has a Rob Zombie song in it, its probably a bad movie.
the extent of background information i have on her is minimal, but it will get me in her pants
you don't seem to understand just how much pasta i spilled on my bed last night.
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
Fucking her would be like seeing big foot, finding a four leaf clover , petting a unicorn, and arm wrestling a leprechaun in a matter of a 6 hour period
Just so you know, a 6'7" tall gay man, with a martini in one hand and a fairy wand in the other, is not a force to be reckoned with...don't ask.
Nothing like being buzzed at 10:20am off wine shots in Amish country
I threw up vodka and borscht. I'm done with life...I threw this up in a McDonald's bathroom btw.
I finished masturbating now I'm eating french toast crunch. What is life, and what are friends.
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
Love it. I wish you see me right now. I'm counting cash on my bed with no shirt on, beauty and the beast sound track on blast. Fucking creepin it up.
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
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