Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
I had it in my eyebrows, my bangs, under one eye, and across both cheeks. Congratulations on the successful and elusive warpaint cumshot.
maybe i'll see you again later :)
I'd rather shit a knife.
there was some random girl that nobody really knew, standing in the corner trying to shave her armpits with a plastic butter knife.
You were chewing up hot dogs and spitting them out
Are you seriously trying to guilt me into sending you naked pictures by saying "So I can look at them during dialysis" ?
Is it working?
No i peed with you in the toilet. The guy I high fived was mid pee in front of the urinal
That was a $3000 rug we rolled him down the hill in.
Im pretty sure by the fifth subway ride after going in circles the four times prior, we all just accepted that we werent making the concert and should instead enjoy our magical weed and tequila laced journey.
thank you for extending my knowledge of the effects of vodka. speak of what happened last night and i will kill you and send your fingers to your loved ones.
I'd cum for enchiladas.
The magician guy on probation is here at the bar. I'm gonna get him to show me a trick
I swear it’s like he’s filling my soul via my vagina
she crawled a good forty meters just to whisper in my ear... "dildon't"
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
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